Former Saturday Night Live "Weekend Update" anchor Colin Quinn is on Think at noon to talk about the one-man show Unconstitutional he's bringing to the Wyly in Dallas on Friday. Quinn wants you to know he did read the Constitution -- all four pages of it.
"Do you wanna go around with your eyes closed to the beauty of the world, the narcissism of the country?" Quinn asked himself as he grappled with reading the actual document.
Watch Quinn suggest that he himself set America straight as ruler:
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